Friday, July 08, 2005

You Never Know On The Internet


"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
New Yorker cartoon by Peter Steiner.


John Seroff and I have been reading each other's blogs and e-mailing about music and movies since I first discovered his site last year. Recently, he guest blogged here on a film meme, and I doodled him a logo.

So, imagine my surprise when he mentioned me (scroll way down), bestowing upon me the female pronoun. "Hate to break your heart, babe," I felt impelled to drop everything and write, "but I'm a BOY!". I soon received his sheepish reply. "Whoops," he said, "Coulda sworn you had titties". Goes to show.

13 Comments:

Blogger Flickhead said...

DUDE!

July 08, 2005 5:52 PM  
Blogger girish said...

Yes, I'll gladly answer to that!

July 08, 2005 7:13 PM  
Anonymous Darren said...

For a reasonable bribe, I might be willing to unearth some photos of Girish from my hard drive. You know, if anyone is in need of proof, that is. If I'm not mistaken, I have a picture of Girish taking a picture of me. (Does Girish, I wonder, have a picture of me taking a picture of him?)

By the way, Girish, last night I was bored so I started clicking through the long (and growing) list of links on your site. TWO HOURS LATER, I was still chasing links all over the place, and stumbling into all sorts of sites that will soon become daily reads. great stuff.

July 09, 2005 3:42 PM  
Blogger girish said...

Darren, I have a picture of you leaning contemplatively against a phone booth at the Ossington subway station. Quite cinematic, I might add.

Oh, and this is funny. By an odd coincidence, I got a note yesterday from Terry Teachout who said that the first time he saw my blog he was under the impression it was titled...."girlish".

Which, by the way, is what the Microsoft Word spell-checker offers as the "correct" substitute when it encounters my name.

July 09, 2005 7:51 PM  
Anonymous Darren said...

Okay, so this is a fun tangent. Spellcheckers substitute "darken" for my name. I know that because my mother-in-law once auto-spellchecked an email before sending it to us, and I have been "Darken Hughes" ever since. Actually, thanks to my niece, my name has evolved into Darken-Dierken-Dorken, said in one quick breath.

July 09, 2005 9:39 PM  
Blogger girish said...

Darren, your niece sounds like she likes to conjugate German verbs! And aren't you glad we're not in middle/high school? This is the scary stuff that nicknames are born of!

July 10, 2005 6:25 AM  
Anonymous Peter Nellhaus said...

I have also made that same error, in this case with filmbrain. For those who visit my site, yes, that is my real name and real photo.

July 10, 2005 12:54 PM  
Blogger NancyRae said...

Girish is definitely a man... and a most wonderful man at that.

July 10, 2005 10:43 PM  
Blogger girish said...

Hey you.

July 11, 2005 6:23 AM  
Anonymous acquarello said...

I think it was the Pebbles Flintstone topknot on your baby picture that threw him off. ;)

July 11, 2005 10:00 AM  
Anonymous rakesh said...

Hey Girish,
It always happens when you are an Indian living in a foreign country (No! it hasn't happened to me yet..lol).

July 11, 2005 10:11 AM  
Anonymous Filmbrain said...

You're a boy?

I am SO out of here.

(Oh, and Peter, you're not alone. Just this weekend I was introduced to somebody as Filmbrain and I was told "wow, I always thought you were a woman!" Sigh.)

July 11, 2005 11:29 AM  
Blogger girish said...

Pebbles. Of course!
There's a funny story on the genesis of the topknot. I'll have to grill my parents and get the details right before I lay it on y'all.

July 11, 2005 2:23 PM  

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